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Sunday, February 11, 2007

3:29 AM

WHAT THE HELL

omg i can't believe it lah. my parents suck so bad.
so i came back from dragon boating happily and guess what my parents tell me. OMG. they say: guess what! we bought a house.

OH MY GOD

i want to squeeze them and shout in their ears and step on their toes 5000 times. how the hell can any parent just do that! I MEAN IT'S LIKE AGAINST THE RULES ISN'T IT. YOU DON'T JUST BUY A HOUSE LIKE THAT AND SPRING IT ON YOUR KIDS.

and i was like %^#@#%! we didn't even get to see the house! and guess what the greatest parents in the world said to me. they said: why? it doesn't really affect our decision what. omg. i just wanted to hurl insults at them. and now they are happily discussing how they have finally found a house and i am seething.

THEY MADE THE FREAKING DEPOSIT ALREADY OMG.
I AM MOVING TO TAMPINES.
THE LAND OF THE BICYCLE RIDERS.
OMG I WANT TO SMASH SOMETHING.

I AM SO ANGRY I CANNOT TALK ABOUT DRAGON BOATING.

AHHHHH MY GOSH!
I AM NOT HYPERVENTILATING RIGHT?!
ITS NOT RIGHT!

omg i must tell my sister.
ahh bye i'm too pissed to talk about dragonboating.

coolios.

ABOUT ME

Hello i'm deborah wong and I am going to be fifteenzxz this year! So exciting right I’m aging faster than you can say zuhgi (which is edna’s dangly-limbed soft toy btw). I was born on march 10th which is apparently also the birthday of famed terrorist osama bin laden! Haha I’m serious lah, one day I was so bored (and loser enough) to google my birthday and voila! Osama bin laden. I bet yall are gonna google march 10th now, right. See I am so intriguing.

LOVES

Okay what/who do I love? I love God ( I am a Christian siazxz). I lubz my friends but I am too lazy to type out all your names so yall can just pretend you are my friends and your heart will be so warm right now because I lub you. I love sleeping but only when it is all rainy and I like bury myself in my blanket and you get this nice fuzzy cozy feeling. I love running like a mad shit in the rain when it is like pouring (but not the part where you sneeze to death drowning in mucus after you catch a death cold). I love the feeling of chocolates melting in your mouth (but not milk chocolate cos that’s just way to sweet and then you feel like your throat is gonna wrinkle up because its so dry from the overdose of saccharin). I love writing with many zxz’s cos I think it increases my coolios factor and will make everyone adore me. (I also love typing in brackets to make it seem like I am whispering) Hahahaha okay I am like a terrible blogger.